Don't expect me to talk like a pirate today. Or any other day for that matter. I don't understand the recent upswing (at least there seems to be one to me) in the popularity of pirates. Weren't they pretty much bad guys?
10 points to anyone who knows where the title of this post comes from.
I also don't think monkeys are funny.
Seinfeld. Puffy shirt.
ReplyDeletePhilistine!
ReplyDeleteFor the monkey thing, I mean. I can understand the pirate thing.
10 points for maurinsky.
ReplyDeleteMonkeys/Pirates, both are overhyped.
What about a monkey in a pirate shirt?
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you don't think ninjas are all that neat, either.
ReplyDeleteMonkeys are not funny, talking or otherwise, regardless of attire. There may be an exception, but I can;t think of one.
ReplyDeleteNinjas are also stupid.
What about a ninja-monkey wearing an eye patch and hobbling on a peg-leg?
ReplyDeleteWhy would a monkey have a peg leg?
ReplyDeleteBecause it lost it during a fierce cutlass duel on the Spanish Main.
ReplyDeleteOf course. Anyway, still not funny.
ReplyDeleteI happen to think monkeys are funny. But my wife says I'm not too far removed from the tree anyhow.
ReplyDeleteThat's ok Fixer, you can still be President.
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