Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Man Wounded by Cheney Has Minor Heart Attack

Upon learning ths news, Cheney was heard to remark, "Heart attack Schmeart attack, I have those for breakfast." Cheney then explained that the man better live because he owes him for the ammunition Cheney wasted in his face.
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1 comment:

  1. John Howard2/15/2006 5:07 PM

    I think he carries doctors around with him in his pockets.

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