Tuesday, October 23, 2007

It's Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week!

Don't forget that it's Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week this week. How did we ever manage before Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week? I remember those dark times, when Islamo-Fascism was hiding around every corner, wreaking havoc. But no more, because now, we're aware of it. It's finally safe to live in America again. Personally, I've been trying to be extra aware of Islamo-Fascism this week. I almost thought I saw some Islamo-Fascism at Wal-Mart the other day, but it turned out to just be a trick of the light. That Islamo-Fascism is some sneaky shit. I think every week should be Islamo-Fascism Awareness week. After all, they are trying to kill us. I can't imagine how many people we lost to Islamo-Fascism last week, before people were paying attention. I'll bet it was a lot. Sneaky Islamo-Fascist bastards. They need to go back to Islamia or wherever they come from.

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Toast said...

I think we should declare next week Right-Wing Bed-Wetter Awareness Week.

John Howard said...

How do you wet the bed when you're constantly hiding under it?

Chris Howard said...

It would probably be a good idea to go out and locate any Islamic-looking individuals and follow them around, making sure they're not engaging in any Islamo-fascism. You can recognize them because they all have beards, dark hair and beady eyes.

michelline said...

beards, dark hair and beady eyes

ohmigod. You've just described my cousin Erik.