Saturday, August 11, 2007

Dear Hasbro

Stop making fucking Transformers toys that don't fucking transform. I told my son I would buy him a couple of new Transformers, so we went to Toys R Us, only to have to explain to him that his first three choices didn't actually transform. Then I had to watch as his face got sad and he said "Aaaaawwwwww." Actually, now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure there were more Transformers there that didn't transform than ones that did. It's hard enough trying to explain things I actually understand to a four year old, but when he asks "why do they make Transformers that don't transform," all I can come up with is that the people at Hasbro are fucking idiots.

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3 comments:

Toast said...

That's stupid. What, have they lost the technological ability? Or are they just lazy?

John Howard said...

I'm not sure, I guess they're just trying to capitalize on the popularity of the movie by making all kinds of toys with Transformers branding, many of which don't transform. I just don't see the point.

Mr Furious said...

Quit complainin' if Mattell was making 'em they'd suck, AND they'd be poisonous!