Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Hey sea dogs an' land lubbers! `Tis talk like a shipmate day!


As a good pastafarian, I couldna let one o' our high holy days pass without comment. This may cost me me postin' priveleges, but if I become a martyr fer th' noodly one, so be 't.

So who has earned th' wrath o' his noodliness today? Why that be Joe Lieberman!!

But in comments Tuesday Lieberman signaled he would vote against habeas rights for enemy combatants.

“Look, we’ve got to remember that these are not normal criminal defendants being brought into a federal court in the United States,” Lieberman told reporters. “These are people seized in a war, the war against terrorism.”

Let me make this clear - ere who opposes habeas corpus fer ere on th' horkin' planet be scum. They's un-American an' vile, descpicable swabbies. Especially th' senators, who ortin' ta know better.



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15 comments:

Mr Furious said...

Good drawin'. Jus' noticed 't after ye asked fer feedaft at Toast`s...

maurinsky said...

The picture is great. I can't remember, do Pastafairans object to visual depictions of their God?

michelline said...

I be so very proud o' yer artistic abilities. When did ye find time t' do this anyway? Aren`t ye supposed t' be takin' a Java class starboard now? AFT T' WORK!

John Howard said...

This post sucks. I may have to delete it.

Chris Howard said...

Thanks fer th' kind words. As be probably obvious, I didna draw th' picture, I jus' photoshopped th' hat onto th' FSM. 't be hard t' get th' eyestalks jus' right.

Maurinsky, I dasn't know if thar be any such restrictions. I would think nay as pastafarians be very free-wheelin'.

The Disgruntled Chemist said...

Aren`t ye supposed t' be takin' a Java class starboard now?

Groan.

The Disgruntled Chemist said...

And by the way, starboard is only on your right if you're driving the boat. All rowers know that starboard is really on the left.

michelline said...

And by the way, starboard is only on your right

Hey - if th' translation`s bad, 'tis Toast`s fault. He provided th' link t' th' translater.

starboard is only on your right if you're driving the boat. All rowers know that starboard is really on the left.


And which side be 't fer th' Captain? Who ortin' ta be doin' neither th' rowin' nor th' "driving", but ortin' ta be delegatin' them responsibilities. An' as any good lass, I be th' Captain. ;)

Chris Howard said...

Aren`t ye supposed t' be takin' a Java class starboard now?

Groan.


Actually, I be happy t' be here as I`ve been wantin' t' learn some Java fer a while.

michelline said...

Actually, I be happy t' be here as I`ve been wantin' t' learn some Java fer a while.

He also enjoys a good cup of Java.

michelline said...

The picture is great. I can't remember, do Pastafairans object to visual depictions of their God?

No, it's perfectly permissible.

fridge said...

No, it's perfectly permissible.

But only if it be wearin' a pirate hat!

Chris Howard said...

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So I assume this means you don't necessarily support habeas corpus rights for all people? :)

michelline said...

So I assume this means you don't necessarily support habeas corpus rights for all people? :)

Hoist on his own petard.

michelline said...

I've begun sharing my religion with my coworkers. If they can shove their Baptist selves down my throat, then I can share the Gospel of His Noodliness with them.