Monday, March 27, 2006

Former embryo (t-shirt)

After seeing stupid "pro-life" t-shirts like this one, I've decided to start my own line of pro-life apparel. Mine will say:

Former Sperm* - Pray to end Masturbation**

and

Former Egg* - Pray to end Menstration***

* Imagine cute little egg and sperm graphics
** I think this one may be a tough sell (not the shirt, the ending masturbation part)
*** I'm sure this one will be easier, no one really cares if women control their own bodies. I'm not sure exactly how to go about it, but I'm sure if we put our heads together, we can find a way. Won't someone please think of the eggs?

Thanks to Shakesspeares Sister for finding this nonesense.

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3 comments:

The Disgruntled Chemist said...

I photoshopped one of them. It seems like it would fit in here.

Thrasher said...

C'mon, make a real argument! That old equating sperm with an embryo point is getting old, and no matter how many times you repeat it, it doesn't get any less stupid.

Anonymous said...

That makes no sense at all