Monday, February 13, 2006

How Did Dick Cheney Break the No.1 Rule of Hunting?

I'm not entirely sure, but my guess would be that it has something to do with him being a fucking idiot.

Oh, and not giving a shit about anyone except himself probably contributed as well.

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The Disgruntled Chemist said...

You mean wildly swinging 180 degrees with your finger on the trigger might not be the safest thing to do?

Who knew?

skywind said...

Oh no no no no, you have it all wrong. It was the victim's fault. He didn't announce himself while walking up behind a man with a loaded gun.

The Disgruntled Chemist said...

It's a basic rule of gun safety that you don't point your gun at something you don't want to kill, and you never fire while spinning or otherwise not knowing what's going to be in front of you.

This was Dick Cheney's fault. Period.

John Howard said...

I blame the media. If they hadn't reported this, it never would have happened. Stupid liberal media. Oh, and Michael Moore.

Rob the Dirty Liberal said...

He didn't break the number one rule of hunting. He just changed his choice of prey.