Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Man Wounded by Cheney Has Minor Heart Attack

Upon learning ths news, Cheney was heard to remark, "Heart attack Schmeart attack, I have those for breakfast." Cheney then explained that the man better live because he owes him for the ammunition Cheney wasted in his face.

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Robert Bayn said...

hey john,

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Storm said...

I have been curious about that.

I mean the way the media portrays Cheney it is like the guy should be on a ventilator.

What the heck is this guy doing walking around in the woods with a shotgun?

John Howard said...

I think he carries doctors around with him in his pockets.