Monday, May 15, 2006

Marijuana, Mutual Masturbation

My wife recently watched Rent, and really liked it. So I bought her the soundtrack and the DVD. Well, my son really loves music and loves to dance, so he pays pretty close attention whenever either is on. So that explains why he would be interested in the music. But what I can't figure out is why, out of all the words in all those songs, the three above are the ones he's focused on and likes to repeat over and over again. It's really hard to try to get a three year old to stop saying "mutual masturbation" while in line at the grocery store. Luckily, he doesn't say it all that clearly. I just hope he doesn't say "marijuana" nearly as much today at school as he did yesterday at home.

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5 comments:

Robert Bayn said...

I would be preparing for a phone call from the school.

Lex said...

Could be worse. My then-3-year-old daughter once accompanied me to the store where, just as I was obtaining feminine-hygiene products for my wife, she delighted an aisle full of strangers by loudly announcing, apropos of nothing at all, "Daddy! Boys have a peanut and girls have a banana!"

Chris Howard said...

Hey, he already knows wat he likes - getting high and mutual masturbation. He's going to be a real hedonist.

Me4Prez said...

Those are my favorite words too

Holly said...

Technically, the lyrics say "MUCHO masterbation" which is only slightly better than mutual masterbation.

Either way, he's already been trained to say all sorts of unspeakable phrases by his older siblings.

Oh and Uncle Chris-he gets that hedonistic streak from you.