Dirty Sanchez

Well, I'm glad they caught him. Now they can put an asterisk next to all his records. I wonder how many of his four HR were hit while juicing. It's a good thing Congress had those hearings, or kids would look at Alex Sanchez and say, "Look at how successful he's become by taking steroids, if it's ok for him, it's ok for me." But thanks to Congress an the great leaders in Major League Baseball, kids will see that if you use steroids, it will cost you.* Now, no one will be looking up to Alex Sanchez and his bloated statistics.


* Unless you used them in the 100 or so years before this year.