Monday, October 03, 2005

Cowboys Suck

Dear Bill Parcells -

I know you like to try to keep the game close and "win it in the fourth quarter," and with a couple of breaks, the Cowboys could easily be 4-0. However, they could just as easily be 0-4, and in reality they are 2-2. That's the problem with the win it in the fourth quarter approach, is that it's just as easy to lose it in the fourth quarter. And maybe you haven't been paying attention, but in all 4 games so far this season, anytime you have bothered to actually attempt to throw the ball down the field, it has worked out pretty well. The long touchdown to Patrick Crayton yesterday, as well as big plays to Terry Glenn in every single game so far. That leads me to believe that the long pass is something that this team does pretty well. And while I think this team can also run the ball pretty well, it wouldn't hurt that running game if they hit on some of those big plays early in the game rather than late. Maybe they won't work, but it's hard to tell if you never even try. Next week, you have a tough division game which could be a pivotal point in the season, maybe that would be a good time to stop being so fucking predictable. Otherwise, you're doing a great job, keep it up.

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7 comments:

not in use said...

What a let-down. I thought this was going to be another post about Brokeback Mountain *sulk*

Blogger said...

Maybe if Parcells would stop trying to resurrect his 1996 Patriots team, the Cowboys could have a decent team.

Fixer said...

We learned up here, a while back, that Parcells' brain is called Bill Belichik. Once he left the fold, Parcells was shown for the loser he is.

Anonymous said...

Having been a Cowboys fan since time began, it's killing me to see another losing season rolling along. When will the hurting stop?

John Howard said...

Terry Glenn is doing pretty well, fantasy wise I imagine. Lots of big plays so far.

Blogger said...

I've got Julius Jones on my fantasy team. He's done ok. He should be doing much better at this point though. If watched these first four games though, I think the most glaring weakness for the Cowboys is their secondary. If they would just cover the receivers instead of taking so many chances on interceptions, the Cowboys would have beat the Redskins.

John Howard said...

The secondary is actually pretty good, it pretty much won them the San Diego game. They just got burnt a couple of times against the Redskins. And they never should have been in the position to begin with.