Wednesday, October 26, 2005

White House to Onion: Stop using seal - Oct 26, 2005

I'm pretty sure I've seen the presidential seal on unofficial things before. But I'm not surprised that the first President to whine about it is the current idiot.

"I would advise them to look for that other guy Osama (bin Laden) ... rather than comedians. I don't think we pose much of a threat," [Scott ] Dikkers[editor-in-chief of the satirical newspaper] said.

Yeah, that might be a good idea. Of course that's a lot harder, and we know the President only likes to talk about doing hard work.

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7 comments:

Robert Bayn said...

Osama? Who's that, wasn't that the guys from whatchamacallit, ummm, i think i remember, yes yes, now i do,9-11, he did that right? Ok cool i almost forgot, with us not worried about him anymore as Bush said in 2003.

Ace Cowboy said...

You're a fucking idiot, Robert. That was Saddam Hussein who did 9/11. Don't you know that?! Get a clue!

John Howard said...

Good point, Ace. Some people still seemed to be a little confused about that one for some reason.

Robert Bayn said...

Oh yes i keep forgetting, damn it's just so confusing!

Me4Prez said...

I think the Onion should reply, "Stop using 9/11"

oldwhitelady said...

What Dikkers said.. in that quote! Fantastic!

Fixer said...

Hey, man, where ya been?