The Sneeze - Steve, Don't Eat It!
If you haven't been here, you need to go. It's fucking hilarious. My wife and I were reading it a couple of nights ago and just about crying. It takes a lot to make me laugh uncontollably, but this site did it.
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5 comments:
mfI've seen that site before, but I can't remember what was on there at the time.
You would think potted meat would have become more popular after Sling Blade.
Potted meat is like Spam's poor country cousin.
Little did I know I have all the ingredients to start my own prison wine brewery right here at home?
I grew up eating potted meat. We too were poor. But hey - throw some mayonaisse on the bread and slap on the potted meat. Makes good sandwiches :) But the other foods he tried are way beyond the pale... SCARY! But hysterical.
Mayo is disgusting, but Miracle Whip is even worse. It's like mayo with a cup of sugar added. Blech!
The "Steve, Don't Eat That!" entry that always gets me is the huitlacoche. You have to wonder what was wrong with the first person who put that in his/her mouth.
omg that was totally disgusting. Just about as disgusting as that ham that comes with chunks of macaroni and cheese in it. ewwww
And btw I love mayo :P
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