Thursday, January 19, 2006

Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure

If you've ever played Zork or games like that, I think you'll find this very funny. An excerpt -


Oval Office
You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.

There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon the wall.

What do you want to do now?

> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.

> LOOK MIRROR
Self-reflection is not your strong suit.

> PET SEAL
It's not that kind of seal.

> EXAMINE CHAIRS
They are two several chairs arranged around the center of the room, along with two couches. Under one couch you find Clinton's shoes.

> FILL SHOES
You are unable to fill Clinton's shoes.

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4 comments:

John Howard said...

Is that one on cassette tape?

Storm said...

I wound not put my feet in Clinton's shoes----you might not like what you find.


And do not smoke any of his cigars you do not know where they have been.

Toast said...

That's awesome.

biwah said...

brings back memories...very funny.