State of the Union

I didn't watch. I just can't stand looking at that monkey any more than I have to. What's the point anyway, when the speech was already released? Why even give a speech if everyone already knows what you're going to say? I guess so people can't watch that liberal media West Wing show that shows even a fictional President with a major disease would be better than you. So, anyway, I'd just rather read the thing than watch, that way I don't get all the stupid pauses for meaningless applause, the mispronunciations (although Bush now gets to make up his own) and made up words. Maybe next week Lost will finally be back on.