Thursday, August 25, 2005

Seinfeld becomes a father for third time

You either are a father or you aren't. If you already are a father, you can't become one again, no matter how many kids you have. I say we fire anyone who currently has the job of writing headlines and just start over clean.

In a related story, Julia Louis-Dreyfus said the baby was "breathtaking."

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Fixer said...

Breathtaking = Homely

John Howard said...

Yeah, pretty much.

sumo said...