ABC News: DeLay Blasts 'Law & Order'

Dear Tom DeLay,

Even if it was completely inappropriate for Law and Order to do what they did (it wasn't, but whatever), you still have far, far, far more important things to worry about. Aren't you a United States Congressman? One would think after reaching such a lofty position, you would be above petty squabbling over a TV show. Getting upset about one joke on a fictional TV show just really makes you look like a crybaby, and calls attention to something that most people would have otherwise not noticed.

Perhaps, if you don't want to be made fun of on TV shows, you should stop acting like a complete lunatic who lacks any sense of ethics. Just some friendly advice.