lawmakers object to fake penis for drug tests

Jesus Christ, is Congress really this bored? Not that I think people should really be trying to cheat on drug tests, but is this something Congress should be wasting any time on? Is this such a big problem? The only reason we've heard anything at all about this thing (and the only reason Congress is interested) is because Tom Sizemore got caught trying to use the thing, and Onterrio Smith got caught with one. I don't see anyone complaining that there is an epidemic of people faking drug test results which requires federal intervention to put a stop to. Maybe Congress could put even the tiniest little bit of it's time into trying to fix the economy, the war, our fucked up education system, or anything that actually has real problems.