Oh, crap

So, I got tagged with another one of those meme things. This time from maurinsky at laughing wild. I still don't know what the fuck a meme is (even thought my wife looked it up and told me, I've forgotten already), but in the spirit of participation, I'll go along.

Three names you go by (that won't give away your identity): My identity isn't much of a secret anyway. Let's see John, JRH, and Daddy.

Three screen names you've had: My screen names are usually pretty boring. JRHoward01, johnhoward00, RJ_Howard

Three physical things you like about yourself: I don't know, as long as my wife is happy, I don't care too much what I look like. People have said I have nice eyes.

Three physical things you don't like about yourself: I have really bad teeth, they look terrible, I'm in the middle of getting a lot of work done to them, so hopefully they'll look better soon. I don't like my hair when it starts to get too long, and I wish I was taller.

Three parts of your heritage: Hell I don't know, it always amazes me people are so interested in heritage.

Three things you are wearing right now: Shirt, pants, shoes.

Three favorite bands / musical artists: Metallica, Eazy-E, Beastie Boys. I don't listen to music much these days, but when I was a senior in high school, I had ...And Justice For All, Eazy-Duz-It and Licensed to Ill tapes that I used to play over and over and over again whenever I was in the car.

Three favorite songs: I don't know, I suck at picking favorites.

Three things you want in a relationship: humor, honesty, respect

Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeals to you: I like shapely women (like my beautiful wife), no anorexic supermodels for me. Let's see, I like a great smile, but I never really realized how much until the first time I saw my wife really smile. And, I don't know a tattoo with my name on it.

Three of your favorite hobbies: reading, blogging, doing things with my family

Three things you want to do really badly right now: Fuck, I don't know, what kind of questions are these? Who thinks about stuff like this?

Three things that scare you: Death. Death of those that I love. Heights. (Well, not so much heights as not feeling secure at a height, like on a ladder).

Three of your everyday essentials: toothpaste, Mountain Dew, milk

Three careers you have considered / are considering: Let's see when I was really little, I think I wanted to be a fireman. After that I wanted to play Major League Baseball, then when I realized where my talents were, computer programmer, which is what I do.

Three places you want to go on vacation: Rome, Alaska, New York (I like DisneyWorld a lot, but we go there all the time)

Three kids' names you like: Jason, Elizabeth, nothing else comes to mind off the top of my head.

Three things you want to do before you die: get really, really old, have grandchildren, get rich

Three ways you are stereotypically a boy: I love sports, I hate the color pink, and I don't understand why you need 18 different kinds of soap.

Three ways you are stereotypically a girl: I don't like to barbeque, I don't mind doing laundry, and I'm not afraid to cry.

Three celeb crushes: People really have crushes on celebrities? I don't get it.

Ok, as for passing this on, the first time I had one of these no one I tagged did it, the second time I tried taking volunteers and that didn't seem to work either, so this time I'm going to demand that these peple do it: Rob at Offical Reality Check Daily Blog, the other Rob at Secular, Scientific, Socialism, and every other dirty liberal word and Christiana at Christiana Talks About Stuff.