Laura Bush is not funny

Furthermore, her lame ass attempt at being funny is not newsworthy. I know it's going to be reported on, especially considering who the audience was, but it's been three days already, this story should have gone away by now. And please, it you must keep reporting on this crap, stop sucking up to this woman. Having people politely laugh at some really lame jokes at a dinner is not the same as being a comedienne. If she did the same jokes at a third rate comedy club on amateur night, she would have had things thrown at her before being booed off the stage. So let's stop pretending that just because she told jokes that they were automatically funny.

This and some woman who ran away from her wedding are the biggest stories in the world right now, at least according to what our "news" stations are covering. That's pretty fucking sad. Oh, and of course there's that 15 pound hamburger.