Monday, September 19, 2005

But, I don't want to be a pirate!

Don't expect me to talk like a pirate today. Or any other day for that matter. I don't understand the recent upswing (at least there seems to be one to me) in the popularity of pirates. Weren't they pretty much bad guys?

10 points to anyone who knows where the title of this post comes from.

I also don't think monkeys are funny.

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12 comments:

maurinsky said...

Seinfeld. Puffy shirt.

The Disgruntled Chemist said...

Philistine!

For the monkey thing, I mean. I can understand the pirate thing.

John Howard said...

10 points for maurinsky.

Monkeys/Pirates, both are overhyped.

Melissa McEwan said...

What about a monkey in a pirate shirt?

somewaterytart said...

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you don't think ninjas are all that neat, either.

John Howard said...

Monkeys are not funny, talking or otherwise, regardless of attire. There may be an exception, but I can;t think of one.

Ninjas are also stupid.

Iain McEwan said...

What about a ninja-monkey wearing an eye patch and hobbling on a peg-leg?

John Howard said...

Why would a monkey have a peg leg?

Iain McEwan said...

Because it lost it during a fierce cutlass duel on the Spanish Main.

John Howard said...

Of course. Anyway, still not funny.

Fixer said...

I happen to think monkeys are funny. But my wife says I'm not too far removed from the tree anyhow.

John Howard said...

That's ok Fixer, you can still be President.