Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Bush to oversee probe into what went wrong

Oh, good. President Bush is going to lead the investigation into what went wrong, and we all know, when he's in charge of something that thing gets done, and gets done well (and if it doesn't, we can at least be sure that it's not his fault, anyway). However, apparently, now is not the time for that investigation, now is the time to solve problems, problems like, what kind of cake does John McCain like, or problems like how big an asshole do you have to be to have a guitar with a presidential seal painted on it? Anyway, now is the time to solve problems, so presumably, when the time for the investigation comes, Bush will be ready to answer all our questions about this clusterfuck. I know I'll sleep better at night. Anyway, someone let me know when he is ready to start this investigation, because I have a tool that will be very useful in it, it's called a mirror.

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8 comments:

sumo said...

LOL! Wiping tears from eyes.

Shakespeare's Sister said...

LOL! Awesome.

Rana said...

Man! I didn't know you could fit that much snark into so small a space. *applauds*

Robert Bayn said...

I expect john kerry will be blamed for it, as they will site in 1970 before congress John Kerry said "don't fix the leevees, cause troops hang out there, kill them all". And then Bush will then declare he served in the New Orleans National guard for 1 hour while sucking Karl Rove's cock. Than in '08 bush will be re-elected again after he declares this term was not cool, and he wants a do over, and 50 million rednecks vote for him again.

Me4Prez said...

Why does everyone forget that he is busy making progress and thinking everyday? The man can only make progress on so many things at a time and he is busy learning to ride a bike. After that, he will move to progress in Iraq and New Orleans. He should get to it right after he figures out that Mars does not have a creamy nougat center

maurinsky said...

Yep, Bush and OJ, investigating and finding the real killer.

John Howard said...

I think OJ would be a god fit in this administration.

John Howard said...

oops, good.