Friday, September 16, 2005

Woman Claims Cable TV Installer Attacked Her

Why does this crap always happen in Jacksonville? I guess I should be glad he didn't have a sword. And not to blame the victim or anything, but who the fuck hugs the cable guy, church hug or not?

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4 comments:

The Disgruntled Chemist said...

"You can imagine what happens next."

"Uhhh...he fixes the cable?"

Seriously, I'm with you - who gives the cable guy a hug to thank him for a job well done? Maybe he'd seen too much porn and assumed she was coming on to him.

John Howard said...

Well, it looks like he roughed her up pretty good, so I guess not, but I just thought hugging the cable guy was a strange thing to do.

Anonymous said...

I vicariously enjoy Jacksonville. You guys have the best news. WTF was up with the guy and samarai sword in the restaurant? You can't make that shit up!

John Howard said...

That guy was my step son's girlfriend's brother in law.