Bush to oversee probe into what went wrong
Oh, good. President Bush is going to lead the investigation into what went wrong, and we all know, when he's in charge of something that thing gets done, and gets done well (and if it doesn't, we can at least be sure that it's not his fault, anyway). However, apparently, now is not the time for that investigation, now is the time to solve problems, problems like, what kind of cake does John McCain like, or problems like how big an asshole do you have to be to have a guitar with a presidential seal painted on it? Anyway, now is the time to solve problems, so presumably, when the time for the investigation comes, Bush will be ready to answer all our questions about this clusterfuck. I know I'll sleep better at night. Anyway, someone let me know when he is ready to start this investigation, because I have a tool that will be very useful in it, it's called a mirror.
7 comments:
LOL! Wiping tears from eyes.
LOL! Awesome.
Man! I didn't know you could fit that much snark into so small a space. *applauds*
Why does everyone forget that he is busy making progress and thinking everyday? The man can only make progress on so many things at a time and he is busy learning to ride a bike. After that, he will move to progress in Iraq and New Orleans. He should get to it right after he figures out that Mars does not have a creamy nougat center
Yep, Bush and OJ, investigating and finding the real killer.
I think OJ would be a god fit in this administration.
oops, good.
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