How do they manage to keep a straight face?

So, we're now criticizing the Iraqi interim government for toture, prisoner abuse, and poor condidtions, and at the same time, Bush lectures Putin about democracy and liberty. One of these days, one of these administration lunatics is going to bust out laughing when they're trying to sell this shit. I wonder if they get some kind of special training to be able to maintain themselves while spouting such ridiculous, laughable nonesense.