Sports Illustrated

Shut the fuck up about the swimsuit issue. If you really have such a huge fucking problem with it that you're going to cancel your subscription, then you never would have subscribed in the first place. It's not like this is the first year they've done this, there has been a swimsuit issue for as long as I can remember. They don't keep it a secret and then send it to you without your knowledge. If you didn't know they had this when you subscribed then wake up and join us in the real world. Oh, and hold on to your hat because there are a lot of things you're going to see that are worse than women in bathing suits.