Yaaaaaaawn

If "Sir" Bill Gates throws on a suit of armor and goes off to slay dragons, then let me know, otherwise, shut the fuck up about ridiculous shit like this.

In related news, I have been made a Super Excellent Really Great Special Commander of the Best Greatest Most Excellentest Order of the Empire of http://jrh1972.blogspot.com. Which carries exactly the same weight as Gates' award.