Thank you, Mr. Obvious

According to FOX News, "Serial killers really do live among us." You're kidding! Up until now, I had always thought they lived in some special group home, or on some Serial Killer Island somewhere, but looking back on it now, I see that's a little silly, since that would make them a lot easier to catch.

Jesus, should we really be surprised that serial killers' neighbors had no idea they were serial killers? Presumably, if they had some idea, they may have turned the guy in. It really is in his best interest to keep it a secret. But I guess since there's really nothing else going on in the world, like a war or a White House scandal or something, we have to have stories like this, or there wouldn't be anything to report.