Everyone wants to know what QEII has on her brand-new iPod.

Well, not everyone. Who the fuck cares what the Queen or anyone else has on their iPod? And if it is such a fucking big deal, why not just ask them? I remember when it was a big story about Bush's fucking iPod. Who gives a shit? I would guess that they have a whole shitload of music on there that they had some flunky download for them. I'm boycotting the iPod until people stop worshipping it like it's a cult leader. What the hell would I do with 20 GB of music anyway?