Local woman says key chain with porn scene found in burger

A specialist. She has to see a specialist because she bit a keychain. She's still in pain. Of course she is going to talk to a lawyer. Police are investigating.

Ok, obviously no one should have any foreign objects in their food. But I'm pretty skeptical when I see people complaining of such terrible pain and suffering over something so ridiculous. I've never bitten into a keychain, but I can't imagine that it would be likely to damage anyone's teeth..

I'm just surprised it didn't say anything about her emotional trauma from seeing the porn.