Saturday, June 11, 2005

More evidence that royalty is fucked up

The queen turned 79 on April 21, but public celebrations of the British monarch's birthday are always held on a Saturday in June, when the chances of fine weather are good.

What the fuck? What if her birthday was in December or something? I can understand waiting 'til the nearest weekend to celebrate, but waiting over a month? What's the point? She probably already had a nice cake and opened gifts with the family. If people aren't interested enough in her birthday to get a little rained on, then maybe her birthday isn't that fucking interesting. Why don't they just stop with this royalty nonesense, anyway? It's 2005 for God's sake. If I want to see a Queen, I'll watch something with Queen Latifah.

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