Wounded Gay Soldier Discharged From Army - Yahoo! News

Oh, good. We wouldn't want him getting gay all over all those regular soldiers. Who knows how many lives he's already ruined by being gay and not keeping it a big fucking secret. Didn't he know that when he got wounded, gay cooties could have been released into the air only to infect the soldiers around him? Lucky he got wounded, or we may never have found out, and who knows how far he might have spread his gayness.

Seriously, though, nice to see the military not let sagging recruiting numbers get in the way of their homophobia.