Thursday, July 28, 2005

Fla. Man Stabbed With Sword After Daring Wife During Fight

I think I need to move.

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10 comments:

michelline said...

Man! I love this town. All the fun of the big city crime with all the attitude and nosiness of a small town. Who says you can't have it all??

When are we moving?

Ol Cranky said...

is there a lot of inbreeding down there?

John Howard said...

Not that I'm aware of, but things like this make me think there must be.

The Disgruntled Chemist said...

Why do you need to move? Does your wife have a sword?

Rob the Dirty Liberal said...

At least she didn't bobitize him. I can take a stabbing, as long as I have all my bits and pieces attached.

Shakespeare's Sister said...

The juxtaposition of that headline and your comment is amusing. It makes it sound like you need to move out of your house because Holly GoH. stabbed you with a sword.

Eryn said...

Gee... I mean, Who doesn't wanna run a sword through their significant other from time to time? ;)

John Howard said...

We don't have any swords, I just don't want to tell people where I live and have them respond, "Wasn't that where that woman stabbed her husband with a sword?"

Shakespeare's Sister said...

One of only many embarrassing things one would say about Florida, with which I can commisserate, living in Indiana and all.

John Howard said...

Yeah, but this is worse, becase I can't blow it off like it's in South Florida where everyone is either old or crazy, or those wannabe Georgians in the panhandle, it's in the same city I live in.